Confessions of a Teenage Hobbit


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the cutest lil video ive ever seen

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It's so rude and immature to be on your phone in class in college especially blatantly like have some respect


It costs 82829k a year I’ll suck dick in class if I want to


she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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*aggressively doesn’t know*

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  • don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger
  • i do not care what the trigger is
  • i will tag it for you
  • you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it
  • and i am not one to question those reasons
  • so just send me an ask
  • anonymous if you’re scared
  • and i will tag it all the time in future
  • your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least

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What I love the most about skulls is their “in your face” attitude

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Tumblr: where you don’t have to watch something to watch something

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the best thing is when the sleeves of your sweater are long enough to cover your hands

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My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

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