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Confessions of a Teenage Hobbit

elipanda56:

tralilalilulu:

this cartoon though…

we are all fucked up for a reason

(via a-study-in-timey-wimey)

superwhovian11:

*frantically slams button*

superwhovian11:

*frantically slams button*

(via keepcalmanddarrencriss)

montynavarro:

is anyone down with like platonic kissing. like I just really really really want to make out w/ someone but there is no one. this is my problem

(via keepcalmanddarrencriss)

“We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories.”

~ Jonathan Gottschall, The Storytelling Animal: How Stories Make Us Human (via jebiwonkenobi)

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dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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huffy-lemon:

Favorite text posts part 4

(via alittlesliceofbrittany)

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

(via faceless-voice)

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

(via pumpkinnspice)

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

(via faceless-voice)