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Confessions of a Teenage Hobbit
reallylameblog:

This is my favorite tweet

reallylameblog:

This is my favorite tweet

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singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

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dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

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joeyjoe69:

when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room

image

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professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

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wishingsomethingnew:


omgicantevenasdfghjkl:


karma-drama:


my life goal is to reblog this every monday
I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.


See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:


Almost forgot today’s a MONDAY!!

wishingsomethingnew:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday

I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Almost forgot today’s a MONDAY!!

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