I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise
I’m literally crying with laughter over this
HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
Give your cat the F L O A T I N G J U D G E M E N T B O X to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar
this kinda sums up tumblr for me
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!! I’m screaming!!!
I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time
Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating
And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.